Who's a Draconian Blogger?
January 4th 2008 22:11
• The main diet of the draconian blogger is tofu, salad and granola. This makes them puny, easy to throw and tasteless to big cats.
• Draconian bloggers will try to entice you with their twisted logic. Easily countered with a bitch slap or facts.
• Hanging a picture of the GWB framed in garlic over your door will keep draconian bloggers, vampires and some Jehovah Witnesses from entering
• Draconian bloggers are against nuclear weapons unless they are secretly profiting from those sales clandestinely.
• Draconian bloggers are against nuclear weapons but have yet to suggest a soy-based substitute that can obliterate cities except for igniting their gaseous expulsions.
• If you see a fuel efficient car, it’s probably being a driven by an illegal alien, sponsored by a draconian blogger, who can’t afford a Hummer yet.
• Inner city draconian bloggers are packing dialogue; they seem to forget which side is packing guns.
• The most dangerous predator of draconian bloggers is the real world. They hide from it on college campuses, protesting and dropping out.
• Inspired by rhyming slogans and giant puppets, draconian bloggers sometimes congregate online in groups known as chat rooms, to glad hand each other blogs and exchange nude photos of their children.
• Draconian bloggers are always voicing their intolerance for everyone else’s point of view, but when you punch them for that, they plead for the very tolerance that they won’t cede.
• Draconian bloggers are closet drinkers; they’re too cheap to buy anyone else a nip.
• Draconian bloggers aren’t really sexless, they just haven’t discovered that it’s a team sport.
So Love, did you figure this out?
Keep looking, I'll SLeep on it for a while.
Raven
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Comment by katyzzz
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Any free lunch?
I like the woodshed, why don't you spend more time in it.
With all love and sincerity and much group hugging, but I prefer a tete a tete in the woodshed, with just one handsome, tall, good looking blue eyed, blonde, dude with long pockets and a large bank account, so how is that for - in- sincerity?
There's no such thing as a free lunch? Go ON.
Comment by D. Armenta
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What constitutes bad manners?
The male mystique
Debate Fan
Comment by Jim Stillman
Political Certainty
Comment by Damo
Live life to the fullest.
Be good to all.
Comment by tlcorbin
The hammock and kitten photo may prove easier, and of course lunch and Orble tea are included.
D. Armenta and So Laughably Bad; tired of being nipped at are we?
Jim welcome aboard.
Damo a powerful prayer.
You're all welcome guests and invited to continue lending your hands to the Woodshed.
Raven
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Comment by Michaelie
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I will be a bit scared if you ever take against me Raven! Bloody Braddish.
Michaelie
Comment by Mrs M
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Love & stuff
Mrs M
Comment by tlcorbin
Mrs M, I am delighted to have brought a smile into your day, you've brought many to me.
Raven
Comment by Michaelie
Flick Wit
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Comment by Mike Crowl
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OH SO TRUE! And I'm never guilty of it myself, of course...
Great post. I thought the word bloggers was the same link every time....good grief, it wasn't!