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If Vaginas Could Talk . .

July 10th 2008 19:06

If Your Vagina Could Talk . . . What Would She Say?

She’d:

• Admit to having shotgun lugging reptilian origins
• Confess to penis envy and wonder who took hers
• Bitch about child birthing, cramps or both
• Demand equal orgasms or the expectation of at least one
• Confess to being high maintenance
• Complain about the lack of a design standard for the male phallus
• Brag about being a man's ego eater
• Worry out loud about female circumcision
• Question the logic for being self cleaning and not self stimulating
• Petition for a line of Gucci designer pads or happy faced tampons
• Want to tell the world that rape isn’t an assault with a friendly weapon
• Complain about thong underwear and tight pants that eat her lunch
• Excuse herself for sneezing
• Express her desire for fashionable hair styling
• Demand that you stop with the piercings already
• Explain that she doesn’t sing, but does hum a bit after orgasms
• Let you know that she doesn’t mind being worshiped
• Suggest that men loose those calluses, hangnails and nail pierced tongues
• State that she never has a headache when relaxed
• Demand that foreplay exclude air powered tools and generators
• Remind those inattentive male pricks, that she may not have a penis, but she can attract all of them that she may want.

So, what have you to say about this matter?

Raven

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Comment by Damo

July 10th 2008 22:47

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Nice picture but I just can't but think that if they were floating in a bucket of urine it would be hailed as fine art.

Comment by James Rickard

July 10th 2008 22:54

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I missed this part of Vagina Monologue!

Comment by tlcorbin

July 11th 2008 01:43

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Good point Damo, urine art is the latest craze I'm sure, but I just can't stoop that low; I have standards.

Comment by tlcorbin

July 11th 2008 01:46

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Only because I hadn't had time to comment about it James, I've been busy. The Vagina Monologues wasn't all that pleasant an offering.

Comment by Damo

July 11th 2008 02:05

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My Apologetics

Well, you could always use a naked 6 year old, who is mature enough to consent, and throw her into a bucket of urine.

It is art after all because the self appointed guardians of art have said that anything that gets attention must be good. I think that they have won me over with their brilliant arguments.

Comment by tlcorbin

July 11th 2008 02:09

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Ouch, that's just off the wall wrong . . .

Comment by Damo

July 11th 2008 02:12

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Sarcasm is my weakness and my strength.

Comment by tlcorbin

July 12th 2008 05:54

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It's good to be aware of your boundaries.

Comment by Kleonaptra

July 12th 2008 09:59

Kalikapsychosis

This post is not about art!

If mine were to talk it would just say, (as well as all of the above) "SHUT UP K AND GIVE ME KMAN" It completely disobeys me when he is in proximity. It is not fair.

Comment by tlcorbin

July 12th 2008 16:20

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The huntresses looked darn arty to me. Butt this is more about exploring lifestyles.

She has a Kman fixation, that's healthy and great news for Kman.; the back talking needs to be dealt with however . . .

Comment by Kleonaptra

July 13th 2008 03:53

Kalikapsychosis

Oh, they look arty to me to, damn poetry, but I was just saying, lets not have a debate here.....

And yeah, it sure is great news for Kman, but for 7 years, she hasnt listened to me. "Im tired" or "I have a headache" dont work when shes disobediant!

Comment by tlcorbin

July 13th 2008 05:04

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You went and catered to her until she's become spoiled, and now it's her fault?

Comment by Kleonaptra

July 13th 2008 08:25

Kalikapsychosis

You may have a point there Raven. In the first few weeks of meeting Kman she was spoiled rotten.

Comment by tlcorbin

July 13th 2008 13:32

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Well, there it is . . .an answer to all of lifes many mysteries: Kman did it. My hero.

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