Sleezer's Guide to Growing Blogs
May 6th 2008 00:40
Growing your 2008 Blog the EZ Sleezer's way:
• Show lots of T and A, pick any smutty photo, they're all good.
• Keep word counts minimal, e.g., Whaz yer fav F* word?
• Be politically correct, never call each other mother*, cock*, sonofa* or niggardly politicians.
• Never resort to calling your fellow fuzzy headed wombat smelling pieces of dung eating bloggers names, because it’s rude.
• Always be sensitive to social issues, questions like, “Hey where does a bloke get a copy of that Washington madams, uh, list of hostesses and their numbers?” are insensitive.
• Remember you can post photos of you burning a country’s’ flag, but showing photos of you peeing on it in public will get you arrested.
• Ah, don’t show pictures of Jr. Miss Pageant contestants’ you’ll be labeled a perv, but healthy activities like family nude sun bathing with the same kids is OK.
• Avoid topics like Politics, Religion, Sex, and Bestiality on Sundays; well except for those rants against Christians, Scientologists, GW Bush and Sufi’s.
• Show only tasteful APS, UPS or CNN photos of the Bimbo crouch shot of the day.
• Forget spell checking, rules of grammar, punctuation and civility; anyone that complains is obviously some f*g, cock*g, sonofa*g rule monger, and it so spoils spontanuity.
• Remember, write your post after you’ve commented on dozens of others and are thoroughly brain dead for maximum impact.
• Always support your fellow bloggers and gently let them know what ignorant, uneducated, stupid, brain dead zombie wankers they really are, it’s good for the ratings.
Raven
Visit my other nefarious blogs, occasionally; leave a note or a rant, it’s all good.
www.alaskachronicle.com
www.aglobalcitizen.com
www.coffeequip.com
www.paranormalparanormal.com
or I send in the hit cat.
• Show lots of T and A, pick any smutty photo, they're all good.
• Keep word counts minimal, e.g., Whaz yer fav F* word?
• Be politically correct, never call each other mother*, cock*, sonofa* or niggardly politicians.
• Never resort to calling your fellow fuzzy headed wombat smelling pieces of dung eating bloggers names, because it’s rude.
• Always be sensitive to social issues, questions like, “Hey where does a bloke get a copy of that Washington madams, uh, list of hostesses and their numbers?” are insensitive.
• Remember you can post photos of you burning a country’s’ flag, but showing photos of you peeing on it in public will get you arrested.
• Ah, don’t show pictures of Jr. Miss Pageant contestants’ you’ll be labeled a perv, but healthy activities like family nude sun bathing with the same kids is OK.
• Avoid topics like Politics, Religion, Sex, and Bestiality on Sundays; well except for those rants against Christians, Scientologists, GW Bush and Sufi’s.
• Show only tasteful APS, UPS or CNN photos of the Bimbo crouch shot of the day.
• Forget spell checking, rules of grammar, punctuation and civility; anyone that complains is obviously some f*g, cock*g, sonofa*g rule monger, and it so spoils spontanuity.
• Remember, write your post after you’ve commented on dozens of others and are thoroughly brain dead for maximum impact.
• Always support your fellow bloggers and gently let them know what ignorant, uneducated, stupid, brain dead zombie wankers they really are, it’s good for the ratings.
Raven
Visit my other nefarious blogs, occasionally; leave a note or a rant, it’s all good.
www.alaskachronicle.com
www.aglobalcitizen.com
www.coffeequip.com
www.paranormalparanormal.com
or I send in the hit cat.
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Comment by Michaelie
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Hilarious post, Raven! (But I think your friend katyzzz/crystal/... has just complained to Jon that she can see your naked lady. Lol.)
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Such great advice.
BTW
Are you coming to the Sleesers Meeting this week or will I make another excuse for you absence?
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But, to urge parody the sugject was overwhelming.
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Comment by tlcorbin
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Wasn't the Weekly Sleezer a require primary school reader? Or was that just for the future political students?
Raven
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katyzzzzzz you sound like ur bangin!
zzzzzzzzzzzz yeh i'm asleep too!
Comment by RubySoho
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I've seen racier looking pictures on billboards kitty corner to a primary school. Doesn't K-mart have pictures of women in lingerie in the catalogues they stuff in your letterbox?
Why all the fuss I ask?
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The photo got through your filter? Hmm..., although risque, the photo is of a man hugging a poster on a post which isn't inappropriate and if kids watch TV, they've viewed worse than that on the commercials.
The language is to cryptic for most preteens and if they do understand the gist of the messages, than it'd suggest that they were exposed to it earlier somewhere else.
And, katyzzz, I frequently use hyperbole to make a points which constantly bumps the rails of your sensitivity; I don't protest your right to make a plea for common decencies or to complain to Jon. If you both honestly feel that I should have a FFP filter on this, then let me know.
Raven
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Comment by katyzzz
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I don't think much of the character of the people who make me a personal butt for their stupid views.
I really do think this community is being type cast. It's not a scenario in which I wish to join.
The mob mentality, they don't have one of their own, singly they go to water, which is about what I would expect.
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Comment by Cheryl J
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I definitely don't think you crossed the sleaze line. It's an advertising billboard that's in the street! You see the same thing in shop windows and catalogues. Aw, the guy was just giving her a hug
Comment by RubySoho
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however, it is not because i object to seeing a semi-naked woman.
at the same time as this post was in the sidebar there there was a picture of a child holding a placard saying "god hates fags" and another of a man getting his body ripped to shreds by a pack of hungry zombies.
now, i am not complaining about the presence of those pictures as i have nothing against them being there. i am merely asking why some people appear to think that the body of a woman is an affront to the eyes of children but these other violent and disturbing images are not.
Comment by Cheryl J
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Personally, if I had children I would not have a problem with them seeing nakedness (not sex). Nudity and sleaze do not necessarily go hand in hand. The human body is a thing of beauty and we are all naked under our clothes. I'd be far worried about them being confronted by violence.
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Was there a FFP filter on your nude bicyclist post with the full frontal Monty shot, the flapping penis came as a surprise to me and would seem a bit controversial for a post of yours.
Given the history of your posts, no parent would likely hesitate to allow their youngster to browse your posts, there is nothing in place to prevent that and I'd certainly hate to see the "must be 18 or over to enter" entry system imposed; because kids know how to skirt it by lying and nothing substantial would have been resolved.
When should personal responsibility come into play for the reader? We're trying to establish workable parameters for writers as responsibly as possible under the circumstances, but ultimately it's a two way street. We all suffer from the affliction of free will.
Raven
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Actually I used advertising as a standard for this post, because of their stated positions on morality; why is this photo indecent on Orble but alright for your Sunday News paper? Freely available for viewing and free from a photo and content rating?
Are they to be censored as well?
Raven
Comment by tlcorbin
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The use of human sexuality and interest in the male and in particularly the female form has always intrigued me; why is it simultaneously alluring and so taboo? What an odd paradox. Without the allure, the attraction and interest; what would become of the human race? We are blessed and cursed with the same matter.
The wholesale marketing of our sexuality is offensive to me, why do I want to pay for being reminded of my humanness; and yet when I purchase some products I inadvertently buy in to the marketing ploy.
As an artist, I am fascinated by the human form, and find little offensive with it; it's the exploitation of our hard wired sexuality that is offensive.
When I wrote my post, I was paying attention to the sidebar content and hoped to use it for contrast. You are among the few that picked up on it, this was after all a parody.
I found your commented views to be amenable with my own on this topic.
Raven
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The violence, even to protect innocents, is still violence and should be expected to be an affront to their senses. It is to me, although that makes me a hypocrite; I am comfortable with the length and breadth of my hypocrisy when it involves preserving life.
It’s the responsibility of parents to teach kids to be comfortable with nudity and to know the difference between that nudity and sexuality, but these things should be offered to them at age appropriate times. Parents should be the persons gaging that appropriate timing issue.
By the time kids today are in junior high school, they have been inundated with raw sexual violence, soft and hard porn and are pretty well desensitized to its moral issues. Oral sex isn’t even considered sex, and the lines between appropriate and inappropriate sexuality is so blurred that it may as well not be there. And the same holds true with violence, and when combined with sexuality; therein lay the worst demons.
And here we are, discussing the visual offense of a man hugging a lingerie ad on a post. Your stand is reasonable Cheryl, because you know your role in the larger scheme of things.
Raven
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What I find interesting is this open discussion of a touchy subject and its spawning new branches.
Raven
Comment by Tracy
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I noticed this too:
and another of a man getting his body ripped to shreds by a pack of hungry zombies
I'm not offended by any of the pictures but it's not always/only nudity that can create a jolt or reaction.
Tracy
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Comment by Kleonaptra
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Like you Raven, I adore the human form, and Ive missed your hot ladies - if I cover my blogs with gorgeous, scantily clad women, people may talk about me. But I can enjoy them on your blog as long as I like. I love scantily clad women.
And did you notice, when I sketch naked women, no one says boo? I guess its art? Rather than a frustrated sexual urge?
And Im amazed that Katyzzz had a bare penie on her page - Oh la la! But this debate is getting into the nitty gritty isnt it? The new kids movies are full of violence, hell, the prime time shows and even the simpsons are full of it, but heaven forbid we have a lady in her underwears.....
Actually that was a really good point about my art wasnt it? Its full of violence and nudity and suggestion, I didnt know the family filter existed so I hadnt started clicking it till this week.
Are we ever going to reach a verdict? There is nothing offensive about the human body to me, nor violence, Im not the one to ask I suppose....
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Comment by Natalie 2
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It does surprise me as I surf around Orble how many comments I see of the "this post is too controversial or offensive" nature. I don't know if they're all coming from the same person or what, but I have yet to come across a post that strikes me as inappropriate for an average blogging site. Maybe I'm just overly sensitive to the concept of censorship, but whenever I see comments that imply that people should edit themselves, it makes my skin crawl!
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i love a good parody (or even a bad one sometimes haha) but this one is good
although im afraid that having me agree with you may only serve to make you appear more sleazy . . . oh well, this is the internet after all, not sesame street . . .
can i add a couple of suggestions to the sleezers guide?
sure fire ways to get a top post apart from a nudie pic
- pose a rhetorical question in the title
- make an inflammatory statement in the title
- write a list of your favourite somethings
- write a "revenge" post mocking a fellow orbler to create a bit of contoversy
- use the word "sex" in the title
- and when all else fails use the word "abortion"
i think ive tried all but one but then again i am extremely busy forming my own writing style completely devoid of punctuation
i am extremely entertained once again raven, and i like the shameless promotion of your other blogs at the end, that really was the icing on the cake (not that we werent all visiting them anyway!)
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The Bastards Lampooning Ocular Gentility and Germane Entertainment Review Society (BLOGGERS) stand for something unique, we stir a bit of raucous with our oft times, ill conceived, off the cuff posts, and so what? When we get to far gone, someone will suggest that we rein ourselves in, and occasionally we do so. That isn’t censorship, that is self policing and I welcome that.
Censorship on the other hand, that’s another matter. We all agreed to a code of conduct established by the “man” when we signed up; most of us haven’t read it closely, but it essentially ensconces the sites management as a benevolent dictator. If we choose not to abide by the rules then it’s time to move on; however, trying the rules to more clearly define acceptable parameters isn’t unreasonable.
Fortunately, there is little censorship herein and I for one appreciate that fact.
Raven
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Personally, I enjoy your quick wit, and I accept the stigma[ta] of association with you; you also now shall bear the mark of Cain for commenting on this post ….yup, many of us are now branded with a scarlet letter . . .
Like you, I have experimented with titles and photos, but I haven’t tackled some of the more inflammable topics, but I will in time. The list is a great addition, thanks for suggesting them. Which item haven’t you tried, uh . . . yet?
Actually, I was surprised to learn that many of our fellow bloggers dodn’t realize many of us post regularly to our other sites; but I do and want to share them. I certainly don’t do it for the money.
So, blatantly promote your sites!
Raven
PS...don't forget to answer comments singularly to boost your count.
Comment by Morgan Bell
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i havent posted anything on abortion, i have plenty of opinions but i wonder if the sling-fest would be worth the publicity . . . actually i havent done a great deal on law/politics/religion/war/cri me as im still getting my bearings and serious topics seem to make people fly off the handle . . . im pretty happy to talk about a few movies and my cat for the time being while i get to know people, throw the odd nudie man in to remind people im here haha yeah somehow i think some tricks only really work once, but its all experience hey!
i think you should put out a "list" post with links to the best of your posts from across all your blogs so all us newbies know where to start when sampling from your selection . . . or maybe just a list of all the posts featuring nudie women for all the filthy sleazeballs out there lol
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Some of the topics you listed are themes that I will eventually explore as well. I was shocked recently to find a redux of a recent blog topic of mine; complete with the same photos by one of our more celebrated bloggers (this has occurred more than once). But, rather than be offended, I decided- great, he/she helped promote my point. Access to my tool box is freely given, because the knowledge of how to use them as I do can’t be shared easily, we’d get entirely different results.
Hmmm, I might just do that list Morgan, it could be interesting.
Welcome to Sleezer's World,
perhapsthe title to my next blog site.Raven
Comment by Damo
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The first year of Orble was its intellectual peak.
We had some excellent subjects discussed without the cattiness and bitter defensiveness. Even controversial issues were handled from explorative manner rather than as mere propaganda and mottos.
After more people joined the bar started to lower.
More people means that there were more people who get upset over nothing. Also there are a lot more people desperate to claw their way to the top of the imaginary heap by any means possible.
Just my 2 cents. Personally I write for me and if people like it than all the better but if they do not I can live with it.
Sleaze or no sleaze.
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Comment by Mountain Fog
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OHHH MYYYY GGAAAAAWWWWDDD!!!
WHAT a pervert!!!
What is the name of the post so I can examine it in detail....
I have a complaint I wish to vent; how is it, some Orblers are allowed to have multiple identities?
I have had katyzzz and Krystal comment on particular posts of mine in the past, with one taking a more diluted form of criticism, while the other attacks me!
It really is bizarre....
Raven, why not post the same nude male photo and see what sort of reaction you get....hehe!
Hypocrisy your home is Orble!
And I'd love to see the alleged "intellectual peak" of Orblers of olde!!!!
Now, would that be an intellectually MOUNTAINOUS PEAK amongst giant ranges, of international proportions, or just a small mound, among local Aussie mole hills...I wonder?
cheers and keep 'em coming Raven!
fog
P.S. I think it is time I posted some more photos from "PlayPug International", some centre spreads with and without bikini!!!
Comment by tlcorbin
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There was someone asking the same question in the Writers Corner and whether or not they could artificially inflate their traffic and comment count.
Play Pug??? Wow, go for it!
BTW, Sleezer's World is my new post.
Raven
Comment by Mountain Fog
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GO SLEEZER'S WORLD!!
checking out link.....ummm....
NOPE!!
The photo will not load, and the comments section is missing....
Now, is this katyzzz's self censorship, to cloak criticism of her previous lurid and carnal, voter grabbing, porno-esque hypocrisy, or has she been BlackOrbled?
cheers for penis, vagina, boob and pec pics!
fog
P.S. Curious how, in a highly conservative society, much more horrific sexually based crime happen, as against a more liberal one, like Sweden etc, where the rate is much lower, yet they watch full frontal nudity on TV and in film.
The main area of censorship in Sweden covers violence, which is restricted, for instance, Mad Max is banned!
The reverse in USA, Britain and Oz has violence readily available for all to see, and in these societies violence is a major factor of life.
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Hey fog, this is the image, click it to enlarge photo
Sexually and violence seem to have a nearly irresistible drawing power, surpassed only by sexual violence; the dark side it desensitizes.
Raven
Comment by Morgan Bell
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so true fog!
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go back to your trashy novels and dog-eared copies of the karma sutra please.
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You write for me?
I suddenly feel so special.
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Go back to your trashy novels and dog-eared copies of the karma sutra - huh . . . Ok, well fine. Can I barrow your trashy novels and dog-eared copy of the Kama Sutra?
BTW, I found your Karma Sutra reference a bit Freudian but apropos.
Raven
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But then, that's just the kind of pseudo-intellectual that I am.
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Karma Sutra is such a far more interesting approach, you screw someone this way, here's what you're going to get back.. It'd put a whole new slant on the moral ~ sexual issues of the day.
Oddly enough, my mother managed to put the entire issue of genuine sensual/sexual intimacies in the gutter for me, I ended up marrying the first girl I engaged in sex with and it was catastrophic for us both. I went to Vietnam as frustrated and angry young man who hadn't a clue about relationships or sexual intimacy and my new wife found someone that did within weeks of my shipping out. We're both paying for it today.
My way of dealing with the embarrassment and shame I felt was to use humor as a buffer. So, I find the idea of a karma sutra far more enticing and useful than the other would have been.
Raven
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Link to Happy Mother's Daze.
Kleo, do the sketch book....
Raven
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but perhaps if there was such a thing as the karma sutra and i had partaken of that, i would not now find myself embroiled in the pettiest of petty disputes.
oh well, live and learn, ride it out and onward and upward to better things.
oh i am answering your questions in the comments section on my post, you know THAT post, no the other one...haha...two consecutive notorious posts, i assure you it was unintentional...i was going to blog a response but i don't really want to rehash the post. it has taken on a life of its own...have i created a monster?
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