Sex the other Four Letter Word
May 3rd 2008 18:45
When exactly did sex become the other four letter word?
It’s spring and guess what the animal kingdom is doing:
The junk yard ugly dogs are doing some really serious scat and butt sniffing while searching for that perfect mate to lock up with for a 3 day fling – and the bitches are down with that, it’s all a part of the pre-whelping season.
Cats are yowling and screeching because the birds woke them up with their incessant clamoring and they’re out in cat herds fighting for the right to court the only tentatively receptive furry femme fatale in the neighborhood.
Salmon are returning from the open seas to polish their pickup lines in hopes of an opportunity to finally spawn, it’s their one and only fling in their life and it must be wild because there aren’t any survivors.
And the bears, now they’re just disgusting, nuzzling each other and wrestling in the tall, soft spring grasses, the boar’s serving up salmon flavored Häagen-Dazs with Hemlock limb and herring egg hors d’oeuvres to the center of his attention, they’re so civilized about the mating thing it just makes me rabid. Thankfully, they do it in the woods.
Finally, there are the sophisticated humans, practicing the language of love; "Sure . . . you can pass for 16.", "OKkkk, but . . . are you sure you're sterile?", "Yea, I'm very rich.", "Oh, sure, I'll call you in the morning.", "Me, . . . I’m not married.", "Are you sure mom says this is okay?", ". . . yup, it’s huge isn’t it?", ". . . I love you too.", " . . . yea, I think you're sexy.", "I don’t normally drink. . .", Hey, what’re these feathers for?", "OK, but just for a minute and not all the way.", "I’ve never done this before…"
Yea, it probably ain’t pretty to the uninvolved, but when did sex become a four letter word; when it evolved into love.
Raven
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Comment by katyzzz
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I like to think I function at a higher level, and there is no need to talk about it, and notice that, the animals just do it as they say on the t shirts, not spend hours, days, months, years talking and salivating about it.
There are so many voyeurs here I wonder about their non-existent sex lives, or the calibre of moose with which they have it. But, that's their problem not mine, the fools.
Not a bad Sunday opener, I'm feeling swell, wonder how the druggies are feeling? they usually look like Hell .
I'm off to Heaven, see you around Orble.
If they don't like it, they don't have to read it. A little abstinence would be good for them.
Comment by RubySoho
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Comment by Damo
The least they could is turn the mat over so I know not to come in.
Comment by tlcorbin
And as you say: Why talk? Do!
It is a great day....
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I like your mom Ruby, she's a realist.
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They can really be inconsiderate in that way Damo.
I'm glad you all stopped by.
Raven
Comment by Kleonaptra
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And just for the record, when animals cant do it, they do constantly talk and salivate over it....Just ask Zayfe. Or Binky. Or Wist for that matter! And dont forget my ever horny Pigeonos indigenous.
Loved the post! Great descriptions.
Comment by tlcorbin
Raven
Comment by D. Armenta
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What constitutes bad manners?
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Comment by tlcorbin
Talk about being kicked out of the mitochondrial DNA pool wowch, they went straight to the lizardochondrial DNA as founding fathers, er, lizards.
WC Fields who??? hahahaa...
Raven