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Is it Possible?

January 7th 2008 13:37
Its been suggested that our very own wOrbler, S.L. Bradish may live near Fernley Nevada, which has been in the news during the last few days as the primary benefactor of a burst levee, freezing weather and flooding. It's an ugly situation for everyone in the area. The local conspiracy and rumor mills fueled by undisclosed sources are running amok concerning this disaster


Although I love to quarrel with her (SL's) twisted points of view, I definitely didn't blow up that levee, and can prove conclusively that I may not have recently traveled from AK by private jet. So, before the fingers start pointing, I just wanted to give everyone a heads up and to assuage any fears or concerns you may have. I did not levee anything on that woman, I wanted to, but conscience, lack of time and a lapse into sanity won out.

Actually, if she does happen to live in the area, I truthfully wish her the very best, and hope for the speedy resumption of her definition of life to as normal a manner as possible under the circumstances. She hasn't been blogging for a few days and perhaps that is the reason why. She's trying to dry out her laptop, battery charged accessory appliances, stay warm and dry while trying to save her remaining possessions that she possessed.

Perhaps long time friend, the right on Rev. Lester Caudill, can organize a church drive to provide her some relief, financial or otherwise. Maybe he'll grace us with an update of her situation so we can all gather for a group hug, card signing and photo session. It won't help her, but we'll feel great about ourselves. And we are after all, just one big SL loving family with quirks, filled huggies and stuff.

YO! We luv ya man...., hurry back.

Raven

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Comment by Ahmed

January 7th 2008 14:28
oh I bet she's busting to get online to blame this event on liberals and terrorists and then accuse al gore of getting in the way of george bush who so obviously wanted to rescue her personally.

And to put it quite frankly I couldn't give a shit what happens to her. I don't mean that I'm wishing death and destruction upon her but I cannot possibly feel remorse for a woman incapable of such feelings unless motivated by political greed.

Comment by tlcorbin

January 7th 2008 15:43
It'll be interesting to see what she will have to say Ahmed. It seems as though catastrophic events just don't "happen" in her world without "help."

She isn't on any of my greeting card lists either. Raven

Comment by Tracy

January 7th 2008 21:53
Maybe that's why it's been so quiet...

Comment by tlcorbin

January 7th 2008 22:05
Yeah, I've always found it difficult to blog and tread water Tracy, slacker that I am. So, if my guess is correct, it could explain the silence. Raven

Comment by Tracy

January 7th 2008 22:13
Yes, I would imagine that would be a tricky manoeuvre, Raven.

Comment by Damo

January 7th 2008 22:27
Could this be a flood sent by God to cleans the world?

Just thought I would add my Biblical 2 cents.

Comment by tlcorbin

January 7th 2008 22:58
Yup, it is, ya end up drinking a lot of excessively nasty water Tracy.

Biblically speaking, Damo, mebbe it is, ironic isn't it? You're entitled to a refund of the other half of your investment, check or money order OK? Raven

Comment by katyzzz

January 7th 2008 23:02
The thought of a levy excites me, just think of everyone moving in and out, all the public authorities etc, it should send my earnings skyrocketing, well relatively speaking, that is.

Raven, what's that you say, I missed something...like WHAT, it's you who spelt levy wrongly, not me.

katyzzz

Comment by tlcorbin

January 7th 2008 23:12
yup, I know, it was, mmm...ah, intentional, yeah and it is part of the literary license I've granted myself. Hahaha, ya busted me again katyzzz.

BTW, SL submitted a new post from her local library, evidently she survived the assault on her world. Great.

Raven

Comment by Damo

January 8th 2008 00:12
Latest new is confirmed by 100,000 to one shot.

God does exist after all.
And he has a terrific sense of humour.

Comment by tlcorbin

January 8th 2008 02:08

Comment by Michaelie

January 8th 2008 03:33
Don't worry, she's safe. If you look closely, you can see her in that top picture, zooming ferociously above the mountains on her broomstick.

Michaelie

Comment by tlcorbin

January 8th 2008 03:50
Ohhhh, so that's what that is Michaelie, I thought it was a fly on the camera lens, it's easy to confuse the two. Raven

Comment by Tracy

January 8th 2008 06:13
I just popped back to laugh at the comments...he he he ...

Comment by Krystal

January 8th 2008 11:55
Oh you do go on Raven, but I must admit you are very entertaining. Clever too. And that's all, you get far too many compliments already.

Comment by tlcorbin

January 8th 2008 13:56
Tracy, honestly, my big reward for posting is reading the comments, they leave me in stitches regularly.

Hello again Krystal, thank you for your candor and generosity. It gives me a great deal of satisfaction to know that I can bring a smile to someone else. Raven

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