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Men VS Woman

December 28th 2007 11:39

Ever notice how differently men and women view the same things, for example:

Woman gains 5 lbs and has a fit, Man gains 50 and just knows he’s looking good,

Woman spends $5,000 to dress up for her wedding, Man shows up in levi's,

Women diet and exercise to stay fit, Man watches sports, eats sausages, swills beer and has woman bring refills,

Women take care of home, kids and job 16 hours a day, Man works 8 hours and naps,

Women wants new furniture, Man buys new boat,

Woman says, “Honey, I love you.”, Man says, “..me to.”

Woman says, “Are you just going to stand there?”, Man says, “..stand where?”

Woman need to speak 10,000 words a day, Man can only hear 1,000,

Women seek non sexual rubs and touches; Man is barefoot from head to toe at the thought of touching,

What are your takes on differences between men and women?

Raven is curious.

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Comment by Ahmed

December 28th 2007 11:46

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Men talk it's networking, women talk it's gossiping.

Men make mistakes it's risk taking, women make mistakes and they're incompetant.

I read it here: Really Long Link

Comment by tlcorbin

December 28th 2007 12:20

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Phew, I thought it was just me Ahmed. Raven

Comment by James Rickard

December 28th 2007 18:49

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And then the suicide question--does this make my butt look big?

Comment by tlcorbin

December 28th 2007 19:46

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Yup, and you' doomed no matter how you answer that one James. Raven

Comment by katyzzz

December 28th 2007 20:35

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That old black mangic has me in a spin, you can slow down now Raven, you have the 10, otherwise you'll fill up the top 10 and won't leave me the odd spot, which is about all I get.

Who cares, at least it's quick.

Comment by D. Armenta

December 29th 2007 00:37

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I think that men and women are symbiotically different, so that they can function well as a team. Each covers the other's weaknesses and strengths, i.e. men have more upper body strength and women have more lower body strength. Men are generally single-minded while women can generally multitask. Men and women make a powerhouse team if they appreciate how their differences cover each others' weak points --instead of bitching about them!

Comment by tlcorbin

December 29th 2007 01:59

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Eh??? 10? Really, hmmm, mangic, nice word, mind if I borrow it on occasion katyzzz? Hah, you'll always be in the top 10 of my book.

Great points D. Armenta, I absolutely agree with your assessment. Very well stated. Raven

Comment by Mike Crowl

December 29th 2007 04:28

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You've only just noticed there's a difference? Gee, I always thought men and women were the same! LOL

Comment by tlcorbin

December 29th 2007 05:16

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It was the co-ed showers that clued me in Mike, quite the shock it was. Raven

Comment by Mike Crowl

December 29th 2007 05:43

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I bet!

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

December 29th 2007 06:01

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I was once told by a wise man - that the only correct answer to the 'Does my butt look big in this is . . .'

"Not big enough".

Hmmm - James/Raven if you're game to try that one out let me know how you get on.

Cheers

MNG

Comment by tlcorbin

December 29th 2007 06:19

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MNG, that'd be suicidal around my house and frankly, I've been hankering to hang around a bit longer.

Regards,

Raven

Comment by Mike Crowl

December 29th 2007 06:43

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Women seek non sexual rubs and touches; Man is barefoot from head to toe at the thought of touching,

I just realise what this actually says: barefoot from head to toe. That's quite an achievement!

Comment by tlcorbin

December 29th 2007 07:05

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With only minimal incentive Mike, most guys can rise up and achieve the miraculous....

Raven

Comment by Mike Crowl

December 29th 2007 07:06

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Ain't we just great!

Comment by tlcorbin

December 29th 2007 07:08

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Depends upon the mood and gender of the person telling the tale Mike, but for the most part: yup.

Raven

Comment by Mike Crowl

December 29th 2007 07:20

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Yes, my wife would probably agree about the mood and gender thing....

Comment by tlcorbin

December 29th 2007 08:16

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Exactly...my wife is a great sounding board for me, always more than a bit willing to correct any erroneous thinking that I may be entertaining. ... sometimes her candor is alarming, but always enlightening, and I appreciate her input greatly Mike, , yup she's reading over my shoulder...hahaha. Raven

Comment by Mike Crowl

December 29th 2007 08:26

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I could have guessed it. It's a strange thing that wives think they should lecture husbands about behaviour, but woe betide any husband who lectures his wife. That's something that didn't appear on the original list!

Comment by Damo

December 29th 2007 08:35

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If the gates are closed there is no way into the pleasure dome.

Happy wife
Happy life.

Marry well and you'll be happy.
Marry baddly and you'll be a phylosopher.

Comment by tlcorbin

December 29th 2007 12:09

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Well, Mike, half of the fun to to let others develop additions to the list via their comments.

Excellent point Damo, , kids learn quickly: If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

Thanks for the comments guys. Raven

Comment by Anonymous

December 29th 2007 20:25

Why is it that when a women (let's say of a mature age) is dragged kicking and screaming to a 'tasteful' male strip show - then it's 'fun, harmless entertainment' by nice boys.

But even mention that one of your mates has told you that such and such has organised a stripper for a party - and it all of a sudden the story changes to 'that girl's young enough to be your daughter' and 'don't you think you're just a little too old for that kind of thing?'.

Hmmmmm

Comment by Mike Crowl

December 29th 2007 20:34

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Oh, the joy of double standards! And I thought it was only blokes who had them....NOT

Comment by tlcorbin

December 29th 2007 22:30

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Annon, women of mature age aren't passionless or sexless and if a guys gyrations is titillating for them, great; they aren't visiting strip clubs with the predatory mindset that guys carry with them to view the ladies.

It's a genetic thing in their jeans that drives the guys. The old, I gotta find a woman imperative.

It isn't until after the fact that sanity sets in on a guy and the, crikey, she's young enough to be my granddaughter or daughter realization creeps to the forefront of their awareness or conscience.

Mike a double standard isn't any fun until some else acknowledges it, especially between the genders.

Comment by Mike Crowl

December 30th 2007 01:42

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Yup, you're probably right about the double standards, tlcorbin!

Comment by Anonymous

December 30th 2007 03:17

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I guess that's why so many male performers so often talk about the scratching, nail and bite marks which are regarded as professional hazards - huh?

Predatory?

If men were to indulge in the same behaviour at similar clubs - the bouncers would be on them like a rash.

But let's not go there.

Comment by Mike Crowl

December 30th 2007 03:56

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Let's not go there? Are you showing a yellow streak here?

Comment by tlcorbin

December 30th 2007 04:14

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Anon why don't you go at risk and post your comments as a member of Orble.

As a former bouncer at a twin stage club in San Diego, CA some years back I have dealt with both sides of the spectrum and would cheerfully engage you in debating the merits of any argument you'd like to present on this topic.

Mike, to whom are you addressing your comments? Do you know the identity of anon? Or his motives? It's easy to be an expert when you're not defending your view.

Raven

Comment by Mike Crowl

December 30th 2007 04:44

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No, I don't know this particular Anon. Presumed he/she was part of the regular scene.

Comment by tlcorbin

December 30th 2007 06:10

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Nope, those that are identify themselves Mike, usually. Raven

Comment by Ash

December 30th 2007 12:39

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Women diet and exercise to stay fit Man watches sport, eats sausages and swills beers, and has woman bring refills

That was put in there just to see who took the bait eh Raven?

Unfortunately men can say as much as they like - they always know the women wear the real pants in the house!

But I really just agree with what D said!

Ash

Comment by tlcorbin

December 30th 2007 16:23

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hahaha, you busted me Ash, and I agree with D as well.

I heard your story this way: A husband and wife had been fussing at each other for quite a long while. Finally, in frustration, the husband points to his jeans and states, "I wear the pants in this family and we'll do things my way." Whereupon, the cooler headed wife points to her jeans and states, "If you ever want into these pants again, we'll do things my way."

Raven

Comment by Ash

December 30th 2007 21:47

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hahahaha Raven - that`s about 100% spot on right there!

Comment by tlcorbin

December 30th 2007 22:49

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Glad you liked the story, Ash, have a great day. Raven

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