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Is Why - May 2008

Kiss OPEC's Gas? Not ME!

May 2nd 2008 00:35
Time for a new dance partner.


I ran across a book; Energy Victory, by Robert Zubrin; to say that I like the premise and the de facto declaration of war against an insidious friendly enemy is a serious understatement. During that same time period, I ran across this photos, and I thought, hmmm, post a photo of a hot belly dancer or OPEAC tossers: fortunately sanity won out and the nubile dancing nymphet is proudly and prominently displayed.


The pervasive theme of the book struck a harmonious chord with me and caused me great discomfort while I ruminated over the ramification of its subject matter: there's been a familiar bait and switch pulled on a big (dependent) portion of the worlds population and it needs fixing.

The authors simple suggestion is to for US citizens to demand that the American congress pass a law mandating that all new cars sold in the United States be flex-fueled, which is to say able to run on any combination of gasoline or alcohol fuels (up to E85%). This simple act should inspire other countries to do the same, it wouldn't take long for farmers to benefit, it would ease escalating food prices and deliver a groin kick to OPEC oil jockeys.

Flex fuel is proven technology which adds a few hundred dollars to the cost of a vehicle; we’ll pay a lot more than the pittance the added technology will cost us when we hit $10/gal fuel costs and our buddy Huge Chapass of Venezuela presidential infamy promises the world $200/barrel oil if he and his crones can sway the Saudi’s.

Whose greedy Saudi asses have never produced anything of substantial value, they’ve hired foreigners to harvest and pump the free oil which was laying in wait under their pudgy, camel toed burqa clad butt bunnies. However they do export suicide bomb fodder for the Jihad against American sovereignty and world peace. Is it part of some male population control methods which leaves more harem material available for the rich???

They’re using the profits from the sales of oil to the US and other countries to buy up key parts of our infrastructure, while simultaneously playing games on the commodities market to drive up the world cost of food staples, which is having an immediate and devastating impact on the worlds poor.

President Bush and the President elect whomever that might be, should tell OPEC to consider their future as an ally and that the next time that they get their butts in trouble, ask Iran for help; because I truly see them as a much bigger threat to world peace than those more honorable enemies. I’m tired of supporting the threat to my country, I want free of OPEC or free of the other 49 states. We’ll reimburse the US government the money they paid the Russians for the place and call it good.

The message to America, hahahaha; get your fat butted selves off of your couches and on to your feet because the best use you can make of your love affair with your automobile is to push them babies around the block until you loose weight, learn self discipline, self reliance and stand ready to sacrifice some of your play time activities and wasteful use of limited resources. Then re-examine why you voted the wankers into office that you have in the past and make smarter choices in the future.



Now, if you don’t like the idea of my post, prove me wrong.

Don’t piss and moan, take a substantive position and offer up something meaningful, because this is coming to your neighborhood as well.

Exercise your rights to meretricious reasoning and call...., the lady is waiting.

Raven

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Comment by katyzzz

May 2nd 2008 08:56
What's the girl got to do with war? I like the emaciated piggy bank better. Taste, I suppose.

Comment by tlcorbin

May 2nd 2008 15:36
Actually, it's a poke at OPEC and I couldn't find a more suitable picture, so, eh she looked better than a book cover katyzzz. Yup, the starving piggy bank is cool.

Raven

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