Fanatical Bloggers Anonymous
March 25th 2008 00:59
I live to challenge the pompous and arrogant.
The anti 12 Steps of Fanatical Bloggers Anonymous
1. We admit that we were powerless over our moralistic ego while blogging --that our blog comments have become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a blogger greater than ourselves could reduce us to insanity and tears.
3. Made a decision to harness and abuse the benefits of vocabulary to assault any hapless victim of our choosing, without conscience.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of all others.
5. Admitted to no one, including ourselves, any wrongs, no matter how evident.
6. Became entirely ready to defend, excuse, and justify our actions, using personal attacks on others (at every opportunity), to minimize our glaring mistakes.
7. Made a list of all persons that may have harmed us and search for opportunities to "collect" on those debts publically.
8. Made slanderous reprimands of such people wherever possible, especially when to do so would injure them or others.
9. Continue to take an inventory of others "wrongs" against us and promptly extract revenge on them whenever possible, and never admit to it, even when posting comments anonymously.
10. Sought through plagiarizing and mediocrity to improve our blog ratings, with disdain for accuracy or truth, braying out our demands for fair treatment and the power to be dismissive of all others.
11. Seek through networking and the advice of cronies, insider information about our target to gain the knowledge of how and what to use in shredding their reputation, and the callousness to do so without conscience or regret.
12. Having recovered from a budding a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we shall excoriate all other bloggers with ruthless abandon, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
It's a sign.
So, what are your thoughts? If you got 'em, share 'em!
Raven
| 106 |
| Vote |
Add To: 
subscribe to this blog
Comment by katyzzz
Photography Tips
MS Paint Art
Comment by tlcorbin
Raven
Comment by katyzzz
Photography Tips
MS Paint Art
Comment by tlcorbin
Comment by Damo
Comment by tlcorbin