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Is Why - March 2008

Fanatical Bloggers Anonymous

March 25th 2008 00:59

I live to challenge the pompous and arrogant.

The anti 12 Steps of Fanatical Bloggers Anonymous

1. We admit that we were powerless over our moralistic ego while blogging --that our blog comments have become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a blogger greater than ourselves could reduce us to insanity and tears.
3. Made a decision to harness and abuse the benefits of vocabulary to assault any hapless victim of our choosing, without conscience.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of all others.
5. Admitted to no one, including ourselves, any wrongs, no matter how evident.
6. Became entirely ready to defend, excuse, and justify our actions, using personal attacks on others (at every opportunity), to minimize our glaring mistakes.
7. Made a list of all persons that may have harmed us and search for opportunities to "collect" on those debts publically.
8. Made slanderous reprimands of such people wherever possible, especially when to do so would injure them or others.
9. Continue to take an inventory of others "wrongs" against us and promptly extract revenge on them whenever possible, and never admit to it, even when posting comments anonymously.
10. Sought through plagiarizing and mediocrity to improve our blog ratings, with disdain for accuracy or truth, braying out our demands for fair treatment and the power to be dismissive of all others.
11. Seek through networking and the advice of cronies, insider information about our target to gain the knowledge of how and what to use in shredding their reputation, and the callousness to do so without conscience or regret.
12. Having recovered from a budding a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we shall excoriate all other bloggers with ruthless abandon, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

It's a sign.

This is for those rabid few who have entered the fetid bowels of bloggers hell and sank it to even lower depths trying to sway others to their cause.

So, what are your thoughts? If you got 'em, share 'em!

Raven

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Comment by katyzzz

March 25th 2008 01:31

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Put me down for 5, 7, 9 and 10. Without equivocation.

Comment by tlcorbin

March 25th 2008 01:56

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Those are pretty popular katyzzz, I'll try to reserve them for you, but I can't make promises.

Raven

Comment by katyzzz

March 25th 2008 02:14

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So where are they? but I did the right thing by a lovely floater.

Comment by tlcorbin

March 25th 2008 03:10

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No disbursements until the midnight hour katyzzz, we have standards you know, . . .they should be laying about here, somewhere. Raven

Comment by Damo

March 25th 2008 03:30

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I'd sign up but my ego cannot get through the door way to your club.

Comment by tlcorbin

March 25th 2008 06:07

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It's an EZ fix, just boot your way in Damo, you're entitled. Raven

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