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Dealing with Bigotry?

January 11th 2008 03:16

If you could get the cowardly author of the Political Brief or other purveyors of hate into the Woodshed, how would you encourage him/her to reconsider their viewpoint? Assuming that the author mentioned is female (a point still being debated heatedly), what methodology would you employ? Something subtle or what?

This is your turn to haul someone hateful to the shed, how are you going to handle it.

Your starter choices:

Pound sense into him/her with a frozen mackerel.

Take their Crayola's and paper and super glue them to the bottoms of their feet.

Cane their butt until the moose come home.

Inflate him/her until he/she hovers off the ground like a blimp.

Liberally apply a cricket bat to bare shins.

Sand paper their butt, douse it with petrol and ignite it

Make them read their own blogs.

Drag your fingernails across a chalk board until their 'roids disappear.

Read Uncle Tom's Cabin to them until they goes numb.

Braid their mustache to their side burns.

Slather bacon grease on them and leave them over night in a dog pound.

Make him/her spend a weekend with Ms Spears.

Well?

What's your preference?

Dealing with fruitcakes is work.

I'm exhausted.

And this war never ends.

Raven

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Comment by katyzzz

January 11th 2008 03:23

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I think inflating them and taking their crayolas would be best,

Make love not war, rather difficult if you loathe the sight and sound of them let alone their appearance.

Chook looks nice, prepare her for dinner in the shed, will you, considering she is now so nice and plump.

katyzzz....time for my afternoon nap.

Comment by tlcorbin

January 11th 2008 03:27

Enjoy the nap katyzzz, while I redress the fowl and stuff it with something, any old boots laying about? Raven

Comment by KylieW

January 11th 2008 03:27

Celebrity Obsession

I particularly like making them spend a weekend with Britney. Ouch that's cruel!

Comment by tlcorbin

January 11th 2008 03:29

When ya just gotta get tough, there's always the fright fest weekend with Ms Spears option, Kylie. Raven

Comment by Damo

January 11th 2008 03:57

Here is a thought.

Old battle axes with deep seated hatreds cannot be reformed.

Spreading hate is the only thing that they are good at and without that they have no identity.

So you are really asking for someone to give their one purpose in existing.

So no matter how much logic, evidence and proof you have it will never be enought because it is being passed through the hate filter.

Why I asked for a debate is to see if there is any rational to her thinking.
The fact that she continues to find excuses indicates that she has nothing, even to convince herself.
Instead we have raw emotional explosions and plenty of them.

Sorry to say this but old battle axes rarely reform - they just die and when they are gone everyone who knew then sighs a collective sigh of relief.

Comment by Damo

January 11th 2008 04:01

Also

I can only suggest Holywater and an exorcism.

Comment by tlcorbin

January 11th 2008 04:22

Ah, mind reader, that was next on the list Damo. Sadly, I have to concede that in this case, there isn't any way to help her or her fan(s) to grow up.

But, I was hoping upon hope that maybe, just maybe, they could be taught to at least check their sources; it ain't gonna happen. Raven

Comment by Techno

January 12th 2008 04:45

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Awww, she looks like a nice chook, don't kill her, let alone stuff her with boots, she'd come up well with a slow cook but go buy one in the shops or get yourself a fish or go vegetarian, or don't anythin' grow up there.