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Growing your 2008 Blog the EZ Sleezer's way:
Show lots of T and A, pick any smutty photo, they're all good.
Keep word counts minimal, e.g., Whaz yer fav F* word?
Be politically correct, never call each other mother*, cock*, sonofa* or niggardly politicians.
Never resort to calling your...
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When exactly did sex become the other four letter word?
Its spring and guess what the animal kingdom is doing:
Birds of all feathers are courting, doing their check me out dances, flapping their wings, honking and singing at 3AM, feeding each other, building nests and mounting each othe...
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I ran across a book; Energy Victory, by Robert Zubrin; to say that I like the premise and the de facto declaration of war against an insidious friendly enemy is a serious understatement. During that same time period, I ran across this photos, and I thought, hmmm, post a photo of a hot belly danc...
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Aren't most bloggers ad hoc journalists, novelists, reporters and writers? Or at least perceive themselves to be all of those things?
Blogging as a style of writing is the fair haired spawn of the internet; initially you didnt really need to be educated, trained or held to any standar...
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When a married polygamous Mormon or Muslim male goes to a bar and starts hustling women, is he cheating or shopping?
And I've witnessed both doing just that.
Because neither group (Mormon or Muslim) condones single women being out in public without an escort, this is odd, even for them.
D...
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I would like to share an eye opening revelation with fellow Orblers. Recently, as in yesterday, the cosmos delivered an uplifting message that challenged my perceptions of vibrant health and physical beauty.
It came in the form of an innocuous magazine cover that jumped out at me from t...
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We have well educated women in this country with strong character, moral fiber and proven leadership ability.
Why these women wont step up to the plate and run for president eludes me; is it the systematic character assassination of the vetting process that scares them away?
There are wom...
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What do you do when you can't afford expensive software to create a header or banner?
Step 1 ~ I whined to Jon in a pm
Step 2 ~ Inspired by his advice, I moved on to resolve the matter myself, pondering a bit, eureka, a flash of inspiration exploded in my overly caffeine saturated mind
St...
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What is it about the land touted to be the holiest in the world to Muslims, Jews, Christians and Catholics that makes it so damnably accursed with bloodshed and violence between divergent cultures that share common religious roots? Its a rhetorical and not literal question.
The Crusades were fo...
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A demonic fiend, in the clever guise of a friend, paid me a pre-coffee visit the other morning sometime around the crack of noon. He knows better than to disturb an insomniac whos finally managed to knock himself into unconscious bliss. The Cretan is a sick twisted cyber geek who needs to find a ...
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Where is the worst place to get a cramp?
Heres starter list.
For men:
My ear I thought Id broken it off it hurt so much
My penis - dear god in heaven this was rude
My scrotum try peeing with that, the bathroom hasnt smelled the same since
My feet bottoms from standing on ladder ru...
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The government of Cuba has made a series of announcements in the past few days that have opened previously closed doors. Cubans with enough cash will be able to buy computers, DVD players and plasma televisions starting Tuesday, and soon they'll even be able to have their own cell phones consumer...
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Is the age old battle really about, which is the stronger sex, or is it more about, . . . the more survivable and sustainable gender? If so, then Id say that the female gender is the hands down winner. My observations have given me these insights:
1-Women, although physically weaker are mo...
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Rape In The Bible
Rape is one of the most heinous crimes imaginable. Yet few people know that the Bible often condones and even approves of rape. How anyone can get their moral guidance from a book that allows rape escapes me. Perhaps they have been lied to about the Bible and carefully detour...
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The anti 12 Steps of Fanatical Bloggers Anonymous
1. We admit that we were powerless over our moralistic ego while blogging --that our blog comments have become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a blogger greater than ourselves could reduce us to insanity and tears.
3. Made a decision ...
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Growing your 2008 Blog the EZ Sleezer's way:
• Show lots of T and A, pick any smutty photo, they're all good.
• Keep word counts minimal, e.g., Whaz yer fav F* word?
• Be politically correct, never call each other mother*, cock*, sonofa* or niggardly politicians.
• Never resort to calling your fellow fuzzy headed wombat smelling pieces of dung eating bloggers names, because it’s rude.
• Always be sensitive to social issues, questions like, “Hey where does a bloke get a copy of that Washington madams, uh, list of hostesses and their numbers?” are insensitive.
• Remember you can post photos of you burning a country’s’ flag, but showing photos of you peeing on it in public will get you arrested.
• Ah, don’t show pictures of Jr. Miss Pageant contestants’ you’ll be labeled a perv, but healthy activities like family nude sun bathing with the same kids is OK.
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The Newd Face of Politics
Avoid topics like Politics, Religion, Sex, and Bestiality on Sundays; well except for those rants against Christians, Scientologists, GW Bush and Sufi’s.
• Show only tasteful APS, UPS or CNN photos of the Bimbo crouch shot of the day.
• Forget spell checking, rules of grammar, punctuation and civility; anyone that complains is obviously some f*g, cock*g, sonofa*g rule monger, and it so spoils spontanuity.
• Remember, write your post after you’ve commented on dozens of others and are thoroughly brain dead for maximum impact.
• Always support your fellow bloggers and gently let them know what ignorant, uneducated, stupid, brain dead zombie wankers they really are, it’s good for the ratings.
Raven
Visit my other nefarious blogs, occasionally; leave a note or a rant, it’s all good.
www.alaskachronicle.com
www.aglobalcitizen.com
www.coffeequip.com
www.paranormalparanormal.com
or I send in the hit cat.
When exactly did sex become the other four letter word?
It’s spring and guess what the animal kingdom is doing:
Birds of all feathers are courting, doing their check me out dances, flapping their wings, honking and singing at 3AM, feeding each other, building nests and mounting each other with reckless abandon everywhere.
The junk yard ugly dogs are doing some really serious scat and butt sniffing while searching for that perfect mate to lock up with for a 3 day fling – and the bitches are down with that, it’s all a part of the pre-whelping season.
Cats are yowling and screeching because the birds woke them up with their incessant clamoring and they’re out in cat herds fighting for the right to court the only tentatively receptive furry femme fatale in the neighborhood.
Salmon are returning from the open seas to polish their pickup lines in hopes of an opportunity to finally spawn, it’s their one and only fling in their life and it must be wild because there aren’t any survivors.
And the bears, now they’re just disgusting, nuzzling each other and wrestling in the tall, soft spring grasses, the boar’s serving up salmon flavored Häagen-Dazs with Hemlock limb and herring egg hors d’oeuvres to the center of his attention, they’re so civilized about the mating thing it just makes me rabid. Thankfully, they do it in the woods.
Then we get into the grazers; now they know how to rut, the bulls invite all of the available females in the neighborhood over for a block party, the bulls snort, bugle, strut, prance about, eat way to many fermented berries and then beat each other to a pulp in hopes that they will still have energy to meet the needs of the gals they’re bent on impressing, but, by the time they’re healed up enough to mate, some scrawny geek male has serviced the gals and left without saying goodbye.
Finally, there are the sophisticated humans, practicing the language of love; "Sure . . . you can pass for 16.", "OKkkk, but . . . are you sure you're sterile?", "Yea, I'm very rich.", "Oh, sure, I'll call you in the morning.", "Me, . . . I’m not married.", "Are you sure mom says this is okay?", ". . . yup, it’s huge isn’t it?", ". . . I love you too.", " . . . yea, I think you're sexy.", "I don’t normally drink. . .", Hey, what’re these feathers for?", "OK, but just for a minute and not all the way.", "I’ve never done this before…"
Followed with the traditional mixed gender sport of gaudy but scantily clad gamers plying each other with the liquor, smoke, pills, love chat, sensual writhing, simulated vertical mambo massage techniques, snorting, pawing, sniffing, dinner, Haagen Dazs, nuzzling, and the refusal to call in the requisite 3 day cooling off period.
Yea, it probably ain’t pretty to the uninvolved, but when did sex become a four letter word; when it evolved into love.
Raven
Time for a new dance partner.
I ran across a book; Energy Victory, by Robert Zubrin; to say that I like the premise and the de facto declaration of war against an insidious friendly enemy is a serious understatement. During that same time period, I ran across this photos, and I thought, hmmm, post a photo of a hot belly dancer or OPEAC tossers: fortunately sanity won out and the nubile dancing nymphet is proudly and prominently displayed.
The pervasive theme of the book struck a harmonious chord with me and caused me great discomfort while I ruminated over the ramification of its subject matter: there's been a familiar bait and switch pulled on a big (dependent) portion of the worlds population and it needs fixing.
The authors simple suggestion is to for US citizens to demand that the American congress pass a law mandating that all new cars sold in the United States be flex-fueled, which is to say able to run on any combination of gasoline or alcohol fuels (up to E85%). This simple act should inspire other countries to do the same, it wouldn't take long for farmers to benefit, it would ease escalating food prices and deliver a groin kick to OPEC oil jockeys.
Flex fuel is proven technology which adds a few hundred dollars to the cost of a vehicle; we’ll pay a lot more than the pittance the added technology will cost us when we hit $10/gal fuel costs and our buddy Huge Chapass of Venezuela presidential infamy promises the world $200/barrel oil if he and his crones can sway the Saudi’s.
Whose greedy Saudi asses have never produced anything of substantial value, they’ve hired foreigners to harvest and pump the free oil which was laying in wait under their pudgy, camel toed burqa clad butt bunnies. However they do export suicide bomb fodder for the Jihad against American sovereignty and world peace. Is it part of some male population control methods which leaves more harem material available for the rich???
They’re using the profits from the sales of oil to the US and other countries to buy up key parts of our infrastructure, while simultaneously playing games on the commodities market to drive up the world cost of food staples, which is having an immediate and devastating impact on the worlds poor.
President Bush and the President elect whomever that might be, should tell OPEC to consider their future as an ally and that the next time that they get their butts in trouble, ask Iran for help; because I truly see them as a much bigger threat to world peace than those more honorable enemies. I’m tired of supporting the threat to my country, I want free of OPEC or free of the other 49 states. We’ll reimburse the US government the money they paid the Russians for the place and call it good.
The message to America, hahahaha; get your fat butted selves off of your couches and on to your feet because the best use you can make of your love affair with your automobile is to push them babies around the block until you loose weight, learn self discipline, self reliance and stand ready to sacrifice some of your play time activities and wasteful use of limited resources. Then re-examine why you voted the wankers into office that you have in the past and make smarter choices in the future.
Now, if you don’t like the idea of my post, prove me wrong.
Don’t piss and moan, take a substantive position and offer up something meaningful, because this is coming to your neighborhood as well.
Exercise your rights to meretricious reasoning and call...., the lady is waiting.
Raven
Aren't most bloggers ad hoc journalists, novelists, reporters and writers? Or at least perceive themselves to be all of those things?
Blogging as a style of writing is the fair haired spawn of the internet; initially you didn’t really need to be educated, trained or held to any standard. It appeared to require only nuance free passion, interest in a subject, basic lingual skills, a strong desire to share what you think you know and the chutzpah to do so. But what happens when a blogger causes real harm, or worse, does so deliberately?
Media journalists and reporters all write with some interest, but their passion is profit motivated, and because of their potential to affect changes, they’re held to a high standard for accuracy and truthfulness. But, sometimes they get it wrong, very wrong and as a result, it results in their immediate search for a new position and income source.
Novelists have greater literal freedom, but are held to standards appropriate for the industry. Bloggers generally aren’t encumbered with that heavy burden of accountability; but why not?
Are bloggers allowed to freely slander, impugn or malign organizations, politicians or individuals without fear of legal recourse? The right to free speech did not come replete with the right to be abusive as interpreted by some bloggers.
Journalist, reporters, and novelists will be excoriated for their faux pas by their peers and by the law if warranted; but not bloggers. Aren’t we, as bloggers; journalists, novelists, reporters in addition to passionate writers?
Who then should set the standards for blogging, and then sadly ~ how should they be enforced?
Raven
When a married polygamous Mormon or Muslim male goes to a bar and starts hustling women, is he cheating or shopping?
And I've witnessed both doing just that.
Because neither group (Mormon or Muslim) condones single women being out in public without an escort, this is odd, even for them.
Does that suggest that they are proselytizing females for use as concubines to give their assorted wives a break? Or are they just being self serving?
Does that also apply when they're loitering around the play grounds of elementary schools? They aren't pedophiles, but are normal men shopping for prospective wives?
Is this what it's all about?
The Hokey Pokey? With kids?
Raven
I would like to share an eye opening revelation with fellow Orbler’s. Recently, as in yesterday, the cosmos delivered an uplifting message that challenged my perceptions of vibrant health and physical beauty.
[ Click here to read more ]
We have well educated women in this country with strong character, moral fiber and proven leadership ability.
Why these women won’t step up to the plate and run for president eludes me; is it the systematic character assassination of the vetting process that scares them away
[ Click here to read more ]
What do you do when you can't afford expensive software to create a header or banner?
Step 1 ~ I whined to Jon in a pm
[ Click here to read more ]
What is it about the land touted to be the holiest in the world to Muslims, Jews, Christians and Catholics that makes it so damnably accursed with bloodshed and violence between divergent cultures that share common religious roots? It’s a rhetorical and not literal question.
The Crusades were fought, Islam was victorious and the Catholic Church got rich; why is this war to be fought into perpetuity? Remember ~ it was the invading Mongols that devastated what was then Persia and Mesopotamia (who ruled the Islamic world at that time) due in part to the Muslim controlled lands being fragmented sects of diverse ethnic and religious beliefs, which devastation by the Mongols eventually allowed Prester John’s touted campaign of legend against the Muslim world to capture the heart of Europeans. So what? How do we separate fact from legend; dialog is a good start, hence my challenge.
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A demonic fiend, in the clever guise of a friend, paid me a pre-coffee visit the other morning sometime around the crack of noon. He knows better than to disturb an insomniac who’s finally managed to knock himself into unconscious bliss. The Cretan is a sick twisted cyber geek who needs to find a blow up doll.
After magnanimously inviting him into my home without inflicting great mayhem upon his person, I excused myself to answer a pressing morning summons to relieve my bladder in the privacy of my own litter box enclosure. “No sweat.” he hissed in my general direction, “can I use the computer for a minute
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